Help for women buying cars

Car dealers treat men differently than women. We all know it. I think it’s the penis. I decided that I will be bringing one with me next time I buy a car. I am going to bring mine in a box. I am going to slap it down on the desk, flip open the lid and say “now that I have a penis, you can deal with me like you would a man.” When they try to treat you like you are stupid, you can just say, “Let me ask my man.” And talk to the dildo. Then, hold your ear down and listen. “Yeah, he says you are not giving me the best deal you can. He’d like for you to lower that amount.” If you get really mad, you can pick it up and shake it at the car salesman. “We do not like this deal! You can do better.”

My book

I have decided that I am going to write a book called "Stupid Things I've Done". First chapter is going to be about coaching cheerleading......why I torture myself with the evil parents and childish other adults I work with is beyond me!

Since I have not been working, I have been watching old Criminal Minds episodes. In every episode they are looking for a white male, 35-45. So, an episode of Criminal Minds is like my dating life! Fabulous!

The Men of Meijer

SO as I am walking up to the door at Meijer today, I hear the cart boy and a dude in a wife-beater talking about how there are good women out there and they just have to look. Man, I should have spoken up! I mean, either would have been quite a catch! Since I could not decide between the two, I held it in....silly me!