Car dealers treat men differently than women. We all know it. I think it’s the penis. I decided that I will be bringing one with me next time I buy a car. I am going to bring mine in a box. I am going to slap it down on the desk, flip open the lid and say “now that I have a penis, you can deal with me like you would a man.” When they try to treat you like you are stupid, you can just say, “Let me ask my man.” And talk to the dildo. Then, hold your ear down and listen. “Yeah, he says you are not giving me the best deal you can. He’d like for you to lower that amount.” If you get really mad, you can pick it up and shake it at the car salesman. “We do not like this deal! You can do better.”
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