It's been a while, but I think it's time to start writing again. I have entered a situation where there is more funny than I know what to do with. So, I decided it's time to write about the fun that is the hillbilly drama that is the bar. Before I get into the details, you'll need some background.
This bar is basically a "regular's hangout". Everyone knows everyone. Everyone knows everyone's business. And everyone thinks they know it all. Most drink to beyond intoxication. Most are alcoholics. There are a small handful of people that hang out there that understand things like moderation, financial priorities, drunk driving laws....you know...important stuff. The rest have no regard for anything and are perfectly content drinking themselves into a virtual coma.
Many have bar tabs. For us bartenders that equals zero tip after hours of drinking and "buying" rounds for others.
There is a LONG list of people who are banned for life. And the list grows each week. I have a list of people I hope and pray end up on this list.
I think it's going to be best for me to do this in groups. So the next few posts will be some background on the "regs" with names changed, of course.
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